Tuesday, 25 March 2008

No need to ask if my bum look big in this!!

We’re having a new downstairs bathroom fitted and are now the proud owners of a shiny chrome heated towel rail. Having reached my late thirties I thought I knew all my foibles and habits but I now discover that, having used the loo, apparently I turn slightly to the side before pulling up my undies. I know this because I have now burnt my bum on the heated towel rail at least half a dozen times!!

In order to keep our new shower cubicle shiny and clean, Mum and Dad bought us a rubber scraper (like a window cleaner would use). The idea is that you spend a few moments before you leave the cubicle scraping the water off the tiles and the shower screen to leave the whole thing water mark free. An excellent idea. So, after a lovely warm shower, I turned the water off, scraped the shower screen to perfection and worked my way round the tiles. Then I turned around to leave the shower – only to discover imprints of my bum all over the glass from where I’d bent down to do the tiles. Mmm, I sense a theme developing here!

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